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AT LEAST WE GOT INTO THE GAME (an anthem for pilot season)

mary BAT LEAST WE GOT INTO THE GAME

by CottonHead (featuring Mary Birdsong)

It’s the height of pilot season here in L.A., and I can feeeeel the collective pain of my brethren and my…. sistren…. actors. Even the agents and the managers and the casting directors are giving off pheromonic stress-vibes.  The whole town right now is like one big hung-over college student cramming for an exam- leaving us all sleep-deprived for about three months straight, but convinced that if we pass that final, we WILL get laid.  To all of those people in L.A., and New York, and, hell, to anyone anywhere who has ever hustled the good hustle and called it “work,” (or  far worse- called it “art”) ; to all of us who (and we know who we are) have described projects and performances as “genius” or “hilarious” so many times that those words have lost all meaning…This song is for you.


4 months ago

Here’s a fun “meet the cast” video for the show I’m doing on Disney XD:

CRASH AND BERNSTEIN!  I love this show.  I really do!


6 months ago

Bitter, Party of Five (by Bitter P)

Watch it.  Cringe.  Post it!  Tweet it!


8 months ago
Dreaming of Creepy Baby-Drivers (to listen to the song that served as the baby car’s jingle, look up the TroubleDolls song “You Don’t Comb Your Hair Anymore” It’ll be a psychedelic fully sensory experience. (Taken with Instagram)

Dreaming of Creepy Baby-Drivers (to listen to the song that served as the baby car’s jingle, look up the TroubleDolls song “You Don’t Comb Your Hair Anymore” It’ll be a psychedelic fully sensory experience. (Taken with Instagram)


1 year ago
OK.  Yr a tv exec.  U wear a suit.  Yr a genius.  What channel/network do UUU think is the perfect home 4 the tv pilot #DownwardlyMobile (starring @TheRealRoseanne & #JohnGoodman). Go! @jasonantoon @TriciaOKelley @CromerGreg

OK.  Yr a tv exec.  U wear a suit.  Yr a genius.  What channel/network do UUU think is the perfect home 4 the tv pilot #DownwardlyMobile (starring @TheRealRoseanne & #JohnGoodman). Go! @jasonantoon @TriciaOKelley @CromerGreg


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“When they say something complimentary to you (at an audition), you know you’re never going to hear from them again — that’s the kiss of death!  It’s like, ‘You are so talented.’  ‘Oh, yeah?  Well, you know what?  $#@! you!’” http://wp.me/pTuOm-Ii

“When they say something complimentary to you (at an audition), you know you’re never going to hear from them again — that’s the kiss of death!  It’s like, ‘You are so talented.’  ‘Oh, yeah?  Well, you know what?  $#@! you!’”

http://wp.me/pTuOm-Ii


3 notes | Reblog | 1 year ago
“HETERO” SCANDAL ROCKS L.A.- BIRDSONG NOT GAY! (fabulous rioting erupted in west hollywood today as devastated fans took to the streets awash in betrayal. when birdsong later addressed the situation to an eager pressroom, she was reportedly wearing tacky shoes and “slouch socks,” though this has not yet been confirmed.) “I swear, I’m not gay! I’m just a 43 year old, single white female who’s played tons of lesbians on tv and really likes the color lavender who’s never been married or divorced. I was engaged two and a half times, though.” — Mary Birdsong, as quoted in a press conference earlier today “She’s totally gay. Otherwise, why didn’t she do me that night ?” — some dude* *his jeans were WAY too tight, plus he smelled like sauerkraut & watched fox news (click the picture above to go to the full article)

“HETERO” SCANDAL ROCKS L.A.- BIRDSONG NOT GAY!

(fabulous rioting erupted in west hollywood today as devastated fans took to the streets awash in betrayal. when birdsong later addressed the situation to an eager pressroom, she was reportedly wearing tacky shoes and “slouch socks,” though this has not yet been confirmed.)
“I swear, I’m not gay! I’m just a 43 year old, single white female who’s played tons of lesbians on tv and really likes the color lavender who’s never been married or divorced. I was engaged two and a half times, though.”
— Mary Birdsong, as quoted in a press conference earlier today
“She’s totally gay. Otherwise, why didn’t she do me that night ?”
— some dude*
*his jeans were WAY too tight, plus he smelled like sauerkraut & watched fox news

(click the picture above to go to the full article)


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