99 Cent Whore Sings
“EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM WANTS TO F*** ME RIGHT NOW”
Mary Birdsong (of RENO 911) as her alter-ego the “99 CENT WHORE,” singin’ a new song that the 99 cent whore made up after going to a fancy Hollywood party. This song was also co-made-up with Julia Darling, and features an F#minor chord!
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2 months ago
At Christmastime, let us pause to remember that sometimes “family” isn’t just those who share our DNA, but those who gather near when we need them most. Even if they are big scary dinosaurs. (No punchline here, folks. Just… Merry Christmas is all.)
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1 year ago
I don’t know if I’m ready 2 have Newt Gingrich b my president, but I’d definitely vote 4 him 2 b my #Santa.
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1 year ago
It’s SO windy in LA now. 4 ONCE i’m glad i’m not a size zero. all these skinny starlets r up in the air— like hungry kites.
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1 year ago
Sean Murphy is a fucking madman with a bottle of ink.
i loved this!!!
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1 year ago
I always loved this one. Any song that references Dunhill cigarettes and Rolling Rock beer in one refrain can’t be bad
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