THE ONESIE FOR BABIES WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM. MAKE A CRAPPY DAY A HAPPY DAY!
(Why should grown-ups have all the self-help fun?)
As far as self-esteem goes, I was screwed from day ONE, because my mom & dad didn’t teach me any positive affirmations or confidence-boosting mantras. I plan to change all that with this new toddler-friendly, all-cotton, self-approval tool: a onesie for babies with low self-esteem. Don’t start your little bundle of poop off on the wrong foot (or the wrong footy pajamas). Buy this potty-training aid and watch their confidence (& their “B.M.’s”) soar!!!! Think of it— if you can start out your life feeling awesome every time you take a dump, imagine how great you’ll feel when you REALLY accomplish something!