Poor, misguided “Tea Party Lady” hears CNN wedding bells for Anderson & Isha.  Meanwhile, she busies herself figuring out how to stop THE GAYS from marrying each other on planet earth—

“I know!  Take a tip from Newt and send ‘em to the moon!”

In this CNN parody clip, your friendly neighborhood Tea Party spokesperson (HARRIET TUBMAN, aka Mary Birdsong) tries to play wedding planner for Anderson Cooper & Isha Sesay, then lays out Gingrich’s plan to send all the gays to the moon. So they can decorate it. — with cameo appearances by… Oscar Wilde!  Tom Cruise!  Elton John!  Freddie Mercury!  Guys In White Cotton Briefs Dancing In Front of Gay Rainbow Balloons, and more!!