I had a really creepy, disturbing dream last night that involved me getting a piggyback ride from adult Peter Brady (Christopher Knight). Then today I wake up and I read on twitter that TV Land is hosting a week-long Brady Bunch marathon to honor the 40th anniversary of the series. COINCIDENCE?!?!
I think the ancient astronaut theorists need to investigate. Or at the VERY least… those guys from the UFO Files.
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Mitt Romney? I feel like he could lay his bone marrow on the podium to save our economy and I wouldn’t believe him. He just strikes me as one of those 1970′s male models in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue– standing there smiling with an equally handsome yet strikingly asexual buddy in his underwear– full-length thermal underwear that looks like it’s been ironed, or hailing a taxi in his comfortable Hagar slacks. If he would just take the Brylcreme® and awful coloring out of his “man hair” I could mayyyyybe listen to what he has to say for more than 30 seconds.