The “to do” list
now as ART!!
The names have been blacked out the protect the innocent, but reading it as if I do not know me, some of the items really made me laugh. ”Make hummingbird nectar?” All kidding aside, it’s kind of an interesting way to get to know someone. Please feel free to photo reply with your own lists. My friend Lori and I joke that on our tombstones it’s gonna say “Mary Birdsong 19**- 20** She picked up here dry cleaning before they closed.”
I had a really creepy, disturbing dream last night that involved me getting a piggyback ride from adult Peter Brady (Christopher Knight). Then today I wake up and I read on twitter that TV Land is hosting a week-long Brady Bunch marathon to honor the 40th anniversary of the series. COINCIDENCE?!?!
I think the ancient astronaut theorists need to investigate. Or at the VERY least… those guys from the UFO Files.
Censors Demand New “NC-17” Rating for Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey!
My sisters and I were all excited about watching a dvd of the 1970s Christmas special Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey with their kids and wondering why it is rarely, IF EVER, broadcast on television. Well now? We’re pretty sure we know WHY. If any of you are lucky enough to have a DVD copy in your possession, go to “scene selections” and click on scene #7— where the Virgin Mary & Joseph attempt to buy Nestor from a Middle-Eastern merchant. Then zoom in on that merchant’s nose. Wow. As soon as that nose appeared on screen, there was a pause, and then my little sister Veronica and I looked at each other and burst into gut-busting laughter. Soon the entire family, was rewinding, zooming, freeze-framing, and watching the scene frame by frame until we got a good enough frame that we could take a photo of. Whoever is responsible for designing that particular puppet, we applaud you. You gave this family one of the most memorable Christmas experiences ever. Totally age-inappropriate, but we couldn’t help it. We all marveled at it, and gave thanks. We realized that the advances of HD tv and huge flat-screens since our youth, were suddenly making visible to our grown-up eyes what we couldn’t see in our youth— a huge penis and testicles playing a crucial role in the Nativity. Other fun details we were now able to notice were the wires that controlled the puppets (fully visible) and the fact that the little hands of all the puppets were, for some reason, FILTHY! Merry Christmas, Nestor. And thank you.
DO YOU WANT THAT ROMNEY LOOK? BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT?
Well, read on, kids, and learn how YOU can get…
“THE ROMNEY”!!!
Thaaaaaat’s right! ”THE MITT” is IT! Here’s how!
Mitt Romney? I feel like he could lay his bone marrow on the podium to save our economy and I wouldn’t believe him. He just strikes me as one of those 1970′s male models in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue– standing there smiling with an equally handsome yet strikingly asexual buddy in his underwear– full-length thermal underwear that looks like it’s been ironed, or hailing a taxi in his comfortable Hagar slacks. If he would just take the Brylcreme® and awful coloring out of his “man hair” I could mayyyyybe listen to what he has to say for more than 30 seconds.
I don’t know if I’m ready 2 have Newt Gingrich b my president, but I’d definitely vote 4 him 2 b my #Santa.
It’s SO windy in LA now. 4 ONCE i’m glad i’m not a size zero. all these skinny starlets r up in the air— like hungry kites.
So let me get this straight… I finally get a GREAT part in a GREAT movie and XENA gets all the credit? M’kay.
