The N.S.A. and Call-Waiting: Perfect Together
The N.S.A. and Call-Waiting: Perfect Together
I don’t have any problem with the NSA listening in on my conversations for things they’re concerned about. As long as they are willing to TELL me, personally, what those things are.
That’s why call-waiting is the perfect tool for maintaing patriotic,…
IN DEFENSE OF THE FUNNY MAN WHO WROTE THE BIG ARTICLE (AND THEN DIED)
Oh my god this is so weird but my vagina is talking. What’s that you’re trying to say, oh “eery” canal? It’s saying: “Tell the funny man who wrote the big article that…”
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DEFEND HITCHENS? (Even though my vagina secretly agrees w/Paul Feig. & It even SINGS about it!)
99 Cent Whore Sings
“EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM WANTS TO F*** ME RIGHT NOW”
Mary Birdsong (of RENO 911) as her alter-ego the “99 CENT WHORE,” singin’ a new song that the 99 cent whore made up after going to a fancy Hollywood party. This song was also co-made-up with Julia Darling, and features an F#minor chord!
Remember the old PSA from the late 80s? (THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS). Well…
Trust me when I say that you’ll want 2 keep watching thru 2 the end so u can enjoy the totally 80s early-MTV style music video fantasy dance sequence. (OBNOXIOUS BRAG: I put my own costume together for it, as did the lovely Miss Rachael Harris. This brilliant and wack web-series is the brain child of the equally brill-wack Michael Weaver. And his dog.)
A LITTLE SUPERFRIENDS SONG PARODY I’VE WANTED TO DO FOR FOREVER. IT’S REALLY DUMB AND I LOVE IT. I WAS INSPIRED TO FINALLY RECORD IT TONIGHT BECAUSE I SAW THAT LENA DUNHAM TWEETED A FEW OF HER AWESOME SONG PARODY EXCERPTS. ENJOY: WONDERWOMAN (AS INTERPRETED BY HELEN REDDY), AND AQUAMAN (AS INTERPRETED BY JETHRO TULL).
I’M WONDERWOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR! MY TITS ARE TOO BIG TO IGNORE.
WITH MY LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN DO ANYTHING!
I AM STRONG (STRONG!)
MY PLANE’S INVISIBLE (INVISIBLE!)
I’M WONDERWOMAN….
PHOTOS FROM 99 CENT WHORE’S GUEST APPEARANCE IN THE LAMPSHADES SHOW at iOWest (for the L.A. IMPROV FESTIVAL)!
