RUSH LIMBAUGH ON AC360- THAT’S WHY THE LADY IS A SLUT!
America’s favorite Tea Partier Harriet Tubman comes to the defense of Rush Limbaugh & takes him up on his idea that women who want the fed to pay for birth control should have to make federally-funded “patriotic pornos” that Rush & his GOP cronies can watch. An eager participant, she suggests titles like “The Sperm-Spangled Banner”, “G.O.P.ee On Me”, and “Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Head.” She wraps it all up with her traditional political singalong. Come see the saucy side of Harriet!
*Written by Matt Scott and Mary Birdsong, featuring… Mary Birdsong!
(Source: rush)
Tea Party Spokesperson Harriet Tubman addresses “google” scandal caused by Dan Savage when he created a fake definition of “Santorum” online involving anal sex, “lube” and “froth.” As usual– she only makes matters worse.
(Source: youtube.com)
Poor, misguided “Tea Party Lady” hears CNN wedding bells for Anderson & Isha. Meanwhile, she busies herself figuring out how to stop THE GAYS from marrying each other on planet earth—
“I know! Take a tip from Newt and send ‘em to the moon!”
In this CNN parody clip, your friendly neighborhood Tea Party spokesperson (HARRIET TUBMAN, aka Mary Birdsong) tries to play wedding planner for Anderson Cooper & Isha Sesay, then lays out Gingrich’s plan to send all the gays to the moon. So they can decorate it. — with cameo appearances by… Oscar Wilde! Tom Cruise! Elton John! Freddie Mercury! Guys In White Cotton Briefs Dancing In Front of Gay Rainbow Balloons, and more!!
Rick #Santorum: Pro-RAPEublican? Watch this proud #TeaParty member & plucky #rape victim come 2 his defense!
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/01/23/409242/santorum-to-rape-victims-make-the-best-out-of-a-bad-situation/
I returned my brand new iPad. And now I’m scared (& half-hoping?) that Steve Jobs’ ghost is going to haunt me at night. If that happened, I’d be a-scared, & super flattered too.
(Source: marybirdsong.com)
