My name is Mary Birdsong. That's my real name. I'm kind of like bacon.
RUSH LIMBAUGH ON AC360- THAT’S WHY THE LADY IS A SLUT!
America’s favorite Tea Partier Harriet Tubman comes to the defense of Rush Limbaugh & takes him up on his idea that women who want the fed to pay for birth control should have to make federally-funded “patriotic pornos” that Rush & his GOP cronies can watch. An eager participant, she suggests titles like "The Sperm-Spangled Banner", "G.O.P.ee On Me", and "Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Head." She wraps it all up with her traditional political singalong. Come see the saucy side of Harriet!
*Written by Matt Scott and Mary Birdsong, featuring… Mary Birdsong!
Tea Party Spokesperson Harriet Tubman addresses “google” scandal caused by Dan Savage when he created a fake definition of “Santorum” online involving anal sex, “lube” and “froth.” As usual– she only makes matters worse.
In this CNN parody clip, your friendly neighborhood Tea Party spokesperson (HARRIET TUBMAN, aka Mary Birdsong) tries to play wedding planner for Anderson Cooper & Isha Sesay, then lays out Gingrich’s plan to send all the gays to the moon. So they can decorate it. — with cameo appearances by… Oscar Wilde! Tom Cruise! Elton John! Freddie Mercury! Guys In White Cotton Briefs Dancing In Front of Gay Rainbow Balloons, and more!!