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I like old timey maps of the scary, unexplored western...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:25:54 -0400

I like old timey maps of the scary, unexplored western hemisphere where they’d even map where the sea monsters were.

How High Is Allison Janney on Bitter Party of 5?

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:05:23 -0400

How High Is Allison Janney on Bitter Party of 5?:

Okay, want a HINT at what you’ll see in our brand new episode of Bitter Party of 5 (w/guest star Allison Janney)? ”I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING”

#allisonjanney #westwing #illhavewhatsheshaving #whenharrymetsally #bitterpartyof5 #marybirdsong #frodo #bitter

How High Is Allison Janney on Bitter Party of 5? Watch & Let Frodo Tell You

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:07:40 -0400

How High Is Allison Janney on Bitter Party of 5? Watch & Let Frodo Tell You

Allison Janney is…

Pretty.
And pretty funny.
And pretty smart.
And pretty tall. HOW tall? No one really knows.
Noone except…. Frodo. He knows.That’s right. The only person who seems to know the intimate details of Ms. Janney’s physique is that iconic…

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Birdsong Family Reunion: NYC 2013. The Schillings- Jimmy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:25:06 -0400

Birdsong Family Reunion: NYC 2013. The Schillings- Jimmy Schilling & wife Elizabeth Alford Schilling (aka “Aunt Bell”). Circa mid1800s. Great Great Aunt Bell definitely explains Deputy Kimball’s fun-loving, happy-go-lucky demeanor on Reno 911.

Early 90s.

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:50:30 -0400

Early 90s.

Journals

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:47:42 -0400

Journals

Journals: 1986-2006

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:45:03 -0400

Journals: 1986-2006

Pink Lady jealously sizes up the threat of a dancing Silvia. Has...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:31:46 -0400

Pink Lady jealously sizes up the threat of a dancing Silvia. Has Blue Boy been faithful? Blue Boy wonders when Pink Lady will put SOMEthing in the oven.

I love the #Netflix- don’t get me wrong. But the media is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:07:41 -0400

I love the #Netflix- don’t get me wrong. But the media is thiiiis close to deifying a digital movie/tv service now that NF has saved #ArrestedDevelopment. Admitting to a hipster that you still watch cable tv is like saying “you should come out to my place in Queens- tomorrow’s ‘Two & A Half Men Night!’” And PS: Yayyy! NetFlix saved #ArrestedDevelopment!!! Power to the people!

Teddy Bear Lunar Landing: One small step for tiny plastic teddy...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:46:47 -0400

Teddy Bear Lunar Landing: One small step for tiny plastic teddy bears… One giant leap for Instagram.

NetFlix Resurrects Twinkies® As Lead-In to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:45:56 -0400

NetFlix Resurrects Twinkies® As Lead-In to “Arrested Development”

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Dream Drawing #23H #birdsongbookofdreams #jazzhands #swingers

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:40:58 -0400

Dream Drawing #23H #birdsongbookofdreams #jazzhands #swingers

Step-Brother de Jesus! (from Broadway musical "Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me"

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:49:40 -0400

Step-Brother de Jesus! (from Broadway musical “Martin Short: Fame Becomes Me”

This is a song from the hilarious musical starring genius Martin Short, which toured the US and Canada in 2006. I was lucky enough to be a part of it, along with the incredible team of Brooks Ashmanskas, Capathia Jenkins, and Nicole Parker (Mad TV).

It…

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Swimming With 100 Popes by birdsongdreams on Etsy

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:52:00 -0400

Swimming With 100 Popes by birdsongdreams on Etsy:

Every morning after I wake up I draw whatever I can remember from my dreams the night before. On this occasion, I dreamt that every year the Vatican would have a swimming contest in a very secluded lake surrounded by formidable cliffs to decide who’d get to be pope. And in my dream I got to swim WITH them.

Swimming With 100 Popes by birdsongdreams on Etsy

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:46:48 -0400

Swimming With 100 Popes by birdsongdreams on Etsy

Every morning after I wake up I draw whatever I can remember from my dreams the night before. On this occasion, I dreamt that every year the Vatican would have a swimming contest in a very secluded lake surrounded by formidable cliffs to decide who’d…

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My new sounds:

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:17:41 -0400

My new sounds:

BIRDSONG DREAM BOOK: MIRTH, MADNESS, MAGIC MARKERSView Post

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:54:27 -0400

BIRDSONG DREAM BOOK: MIRTH, MADNESS, MAGIC MARKERS

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IN DEFENSE OF THE FUNNY MAN WHO WROTE THE BIG ARTICLE (AND THEN DIED)

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:49:00 -0400

IN DEFENSE OF THE FUNNY MAN WHO WROTE THE BIG ARTICLE (AND THEN DIED):

Oh my god this is so weird but my vagina is talking. What’s that you’re trying to say, oh “eery” canal? It’s saying: “Tell the funny man who wrote the big article that…”

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DEFEND HITCHENS? (Even though my vagina secretly agrees w/Paul Feig. & It even SINGS about it!)

Inspired by Paul Feig’s column in The Hollywood Reporter,...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:33:50 -0400

Inspired by Paul Feig’s column in The Hollywood Reporter, I felt it my duty 2 dig up my original defense of Hitchens.

Mary Birdsong on Howard Stern as "BJ Spice" (the lost Spice Girl)

Tue, 07 May 2013 13:27:40 -0400

Mary Birdsong on Howard Stern as “BJ Spice” (the lost Spice Girl)

Mary Birdsong as BJ Spice

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