My name is Mary Birdsong. That's my real name. I'm kind of like bacon.
In this CNN parody clip, your friendly neighborhood Tea Party spokesperson (HARRIET TUBMAN, aka Mary Birdsong) tries to play wedding planner for Anderson Cooper & Isha Sesay, then lays out Gingrich’s plan to send all the gays to the moon. So they can decorate it. — with cameo appearances by… Oscar Wilde! Tom Cruise! Elton John! Freddie Mercury! Guys In White Cotton Briefs Dancing In Front of Gay Rainbow Balloons, and more!!