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My name is Mary Birdsong. That's my real name.  

DO YOU WANT THAT ROMNEY LOOK?  BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO GET IT?

Well, read on, kids, and learn how YOU can get…

"THE ROMNEY"!!!

Thaaaaaat’s right!  ”THE MITT” is IT! Here’s how!

Mitt Romney?  I feel like he could lay his bone marrow on the podium to save our economy and I wouldn’t believe him.  He just strikes me as one of those 1970′s male models in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue– standing there smiling with an equally handsome yet strikingly asexual buddy in his underwear– full-length thermal underwear that looks like it’s been ironed, or hailing a taxi in his comfortable Hagar slacks.  If he would just take the Brylcreme® and awful coloring out of his “man hair” I could mayyyyybe listen to what he has to say for more than 30 seconds.   

  • 7 December 2011
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