Here’s an excerpt from the 99 Cent Whore-oscope. To find out what she said for Gemini this month, click on the link on my bottom (Oops! I meant to type “THE” bottom.)
Then I looked all over the damn store for some WD-40.) Speakin’ of WD-40, iddn’t that stuff great??!! Any product that claims to “lubricate, clean, protect, and penetrate” is aces in my book. Sometimes if I’m REALLY in a fix I’ll pray to it. I’ll just say:
I swear it has gotten me out of many a tight spot and close calls! Try it! It works almost as good as prayin’ to St. Anthony (he’s the paintin’ saint of lost things- like if you can’t find your wallet or your KY or your “Tuesday” day-of-the-week undies? You’re just sposed to close your eyes, turn around 3 times, and say “Anthony, Anthony, look around. Something’s lost and can’t be found!” Anyway… where was I, Gemini? Oh yeah! So I was slidin my slide-screen winduh to the left to tell my whoracle-oracle powers of premonition to pipe down about you! But before they hushed-up, they said this: http://wp.me/p1SDxB-1B
Me:SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
The commencement speech I gave at A.C.T. (American Conservatory Theater) for their 2012 MFA commencement ceremony. Hard to believe that a gal like me was deemed worthy of an honorary MFA in Acting. Congrats to the entire graduating class (all 8 of them!), and deep thanks to the board of A.C.T, as well as Carey Perloff, Ellen Richards, and Melissa Smith. I am humbled by the whole deal. Truly. A.C.T. is a magical and important theater for this country.
The audio is not so hot in parts, but I hope to remedy that when I have more time. The ending also got cut off. Shame. It was stellar. :-)
Say what you want about the Hare Krishnas, at least they were entertaining. We don’t have shit now, just boring fucking awful assholes speeding down Washington Blvd to get to their shitty jobs. And Libertarians.
Did you know that Playboy TV did a Reno 911 porn parody? Equal parts disturbing and commendable. From the trailer it looks like they did a sexified version of Kimball, french braid and all...yikes. Don't ask me why I found such a thing at 2am on a Saturday--Youtube is a scary, scary place.
Yes! It makes me feel both flattered and sad at the same time! :-)