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ALLAH AK-BARBARBA!!!
This brave Saudi woman stands up to men who are harassing her at a mall.
At one point she says, & I quote:

“Yr not the boss of me & u cant tell me not 2 wear nailpolish!”

I’VE NEVER HEARD A MORE POWERFUL WAR-CRY FOR A REVOLUTION!!

In solidarity, I’m calling on every woman to wear t-shirts with that slogan.

“U R NOT THE BOSS OF ME & U CAN’T TELL ME NOT 2 WEAR NAIL POLISH!!”

What color? I say Jihad Pink. Allah Ak-Barbara!!!!!
The revolution WILL be televised. And it will look FABULOUS!

Here’s an excerpt from the 99 Cent Whore-oscope.  To find out what she said for Gemini this month, click on the link on my bottom (Oops! I meant to type “THE” bottom.)  

Then I looked all over the damn store for some WD-40.) Speakin’ of WD-40, iddn’t that stuff great??!! Any product that claims to “lubricate, clean, protect, and penetrate” is aces in my book.  Sometimes if I’m REALLY in a fix I’ll pray to it.  I’ll just say:

“WWWD-40D?” (What Would WD-40 Do?)

I swear it has gotten me out of many a tight spot and close calls! Try it! It works almost as good as prayin’ to St. Anthony (he’s the paintin’ saint of lost things- like if you can’t find your wallet or your KY or your “Tuesday” day-of-the-week undies? You’re just sposed to close your eyes, turn around 3 times, and say “Anthony, Anthony, look around. Something’s lost and can’t be found!”  Anyway… where was I, Gemini? Oh yeah! So I was slidin my slide-screen winduh to the left to tell my whoracle-oracle powers of premonition to pipe down about you! But before they hushed-up, they said this: http://wp.me/p1SDxB-1B