THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. IF THE UNITED STATES DOES NOTHING TO HELP THE SYRIAN PEOPLE BEING SLAUGHTERED BY THEIR OWN LEADER, THAN I DON’T EVER WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER POLITICIAN SAY THAT WE ARE A BEACON OF FREEDOM, AND THE LIBERATOR OF THE OPPRESSED… EVER. DO YOU NEED THESE BABIES TO BE GASSED? DO YOU NEED MORE INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO BE THROWN INTO OVENS? ENOUGH. FOR...
I do things like get in a taxi and say, “The library, and step on it.– David Foster Wallace (via 4mbivalent) And when you get there, I (as head librarian), see you waving your gun around and shouting for every one to keep calm, demanding that I hand over our entire 14th century poetry collection. Then you point the gun at me, and I say (quite punitively)...
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LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! (help?)
I’m producing and starring in a hilarious comedy short called THE SPIRIT SEEKER this March, and we’re in desperate need of a CHEAP (maybe even free?) location within 30 miles of LA in for the shoot. If you know of anything that could pass for a charming bed and breakfast-type place, please let me know asap! Thanks! The Spirit Seeker is about a team of TV ghost hunters investigating...
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
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